11.14.06

Paddy Power Strip Poker

Posted in Gambling at 17:46 by dalore

Recently I took part in a succesful Guinness world record attempt for the largest strip poker event. It was the Paddy Power Strip Poker Championship. It was attended by over 200 people. The problem was that the majority of player were blokes so there was a bit too much sausage for my liking. But the girls that did attend were paid and rushed in at the last minute from model and acting agencies so they were lush looking.

During the tournament I managed to make it through about halfway. About the same time as the open bar opened, talk about timing. When the bar was opened, I managed to make full use of it as I was blind rotten (I don’t even remember how I got home).

During the game they changed the rules because they thought people weren’t getting nekkid fast enough. It used to be as you ran out of chips, you used one of your rebuys to buy a multiple of the current blind, and your rebuy chips matching the amount of clothes. A quarter of the way in they said no more rebuys from now one, if you want to use them you have to use them all now. So, basically everyone used all their rebuys and we sat and played nekkid poker (in your jocks with a towel). Which in my opinion is no longer strip poker, but nekkid poker. But I guess it is only the opinion of the Guinsess World Record officials that matters as we still made the world record.

Well a few laters they send us out a pack which contained a certificate, some pictures in a book and a short dvd. Well I ripped the dvd and made a divx for you. See if you can spot my drunk face bobbing in the crowd. And mind the wangs.

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